NYPD Blue (TV Series)

The Irvin Files (2000)

Ricky Schroder: Det. Danny Sorenson

Quotes 

• [after Beller leaves the squad to go downstairs] 

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : You don't want to call the desk sergeant and have some cop toss this prick for his pills outside the station house?

  Det. Danny Sorenson : Not to collar him?

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : No, just to give him a farewell scare.

  Det. Danny Sorenson : Yeah, we could do that, but it would be beneath us.

  [Andy and Danny pause for a moment, look at each other, and go for their desk phones simultaneously] 

• Det. Danny Sorenson : How's it going, Miss Cameron?

  Nicki Cameron : Hi.

  Det. Danny Sorenson : Permit me to immediately offer you a beverage.

  Nicki Cameron : [chuckles]  I'm not a stickler for refreshment the way Noel is.

  Det. Danny Sorenson : Well, why don't we talk around the corner in our refreshment area anyways, where besides coffee, we've also got soda, and bottled water, and food that's been left in our refrigerator periods up to several weeks.

• Det. Danny Sorenson : So what's your act exactly, Mr. Beller? Is this some kind of skippy-whip for you, putting us through our paces?

  Noel Beller : Actually, my suspicions are increasingly focused on Ms. Cameron.

  Det. Danny Sorenson : And that started when?

  Noel Beller : I've just been putting two and two together.

  Det. Danny Sorenson : Meaning you knew you liked her from the jump. If it's not her, you want to know who I like, Mr. Beller? You.

  Noel Beller : Thirty-four million dollars and counting, detective.

  Det. Danny Sorenson : Well that don't rule you out yet in my book, Mr. B, 'cause I'm still figuring maybe you're the kind of hump jerk-off one day finds his little interests and routines, they don't hold his attention no more. Decides maybe he's gonna put a little zest in his life by doing something naughty.

  Noel Beller : I'm flattered, detective, but I don't have that much imagination or nerve. Perhaps if I didn't take so much Vicodin.