The Nanny (TV Series)

A Fine Friendship (1995)

Fran Drescher: Fran Fine

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Quotes 

• Fran Fine : [to Niles, explaining why she knows the male nanny is gay]  Well, first of all, I was instantly attracted to him, which means he's definitely unavailable. Plus, have you seen that upper body? Trust me: he is either gay or a priest with a Soloflex.

• Fran Fine : [has no top on, just a bra]  I got a news flash for you. Kurt is a flaming heterosexual. Not a bad little kisser, either. All right, while you're here, tell me. Should I take this back?

  [holds up a sparkly top] 

  Maxwell Sheffield : Uh, I think you should put it on.

  Fran Fine : Nah, I already had it on. It flattens out my br...

  [noticing she's in her bra and screams] 

  Fran Fine : Mr. Sheffield! Why didn't you say anything?

  Maxwell Sheffield : Well, I, uh, I didn't notice!

  Fran Fine : You didn't? You know, I'm beginning to wonder about you too!

• Fran Fine : You're straight? Ugh, I can't believe this! Oh, this dress is going back!

  [runs into her closet] 

  Fran Fine : It's too slutty, even for me! When did you find out you were straight? Does your mother know? What'd she do, dress you in boy's clothes?

  Kurt Jacobs : Fran, come out of the closet.

  Fran Fine : No. You go back into the closet. I cannot believe I told you what I do for yeast infections. I bought Correctol in front of you. AAAARRRGGHH! You saw me without makeup on!