- Maxwell Sheffield: C.C., are you insane?! How could you tell our star she could be replaced?!
- Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: Maxwell, anyone can be replaced.
- Maxwell Sheffield: Not Whoopi Goldberg in "A Night With Whoopi Goldberg".
- Fran Fine: Well, actually Sandy Duncan played Valerie Harper for years.
- Niles: [to Maxwell teasing him about C.C. making a fool out of him] She gets satisfaction from a man so infrequently.
- Maxwell Sheffield: [to C.C.] God, how could you cause me such consternation?!
- Fran Fine: Well, I think it's the banana bran muffins myself. I mean, banana, bran - your colon's confused.