- Niles: [after being surprised by CC Babcock at his Karaoke action of Bob Seger's "Old Time Rock'n Roll"] "You realize of course now I'm going to have to kill you."
- Fran Fine: Cousin Marty was an idiot.
- Sylvia Fine: Although, he could look up in the sky and tell you which pigeon was gonna poop on him.
- Fran Fine: Yeah, but did he move? No!
- Fran Fine: Brighton got hurt at the batting cage.
- Sylvia Fine: Those things could put out an eye.
- Fran Fine: He wishes.
- [Brighton limps in, indicating he was hit in the crotch]
- Yetta Rosenberg: You want Grandma to kiss the booboo?
- Fran Fine: [to Sylvia] Is it any wonder I already got one kid in therapy?
- Brighton Sheffield: I think I'm going through the change.
- Fran Fine: Don't worry, B., I'm sure Flintstones makes a chewable estrogen.