The Nanny (TV Series)
Christmas Episode (1993)
Nicholle Tom: Maggie Sheffield
Quotes
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Maxwell Sheffield : [Fran's helping decorate the tree] Miss Fine, what do you think you're doing?
Fran Fine : I'm putting a tinsel on.
Brighton Sheffield : [gasps] Not before the lights!
Fran Fine : Did I make a faux pas?
Margaret 'Maggie' Sheffield : Lights go on first, then ornaments, and tinsel is always last.
Grace Sheffield : Daddy's very anal about decorations.
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[Grace, Brighton, Maggie and Niles are sitting in a row on a pew in a church, where they have to speak in hushed voices due to the solemnity of their surroundings]
Grace Sheffield : [to Brighton] Where's Fran going?
Brighton Sheffield : [to Maggie] Grace wants to know where Fran's gone.
Margaret 'Maggie' Sheffield : [to Niles] What's with Fran?
Niles : [to Maggie] She's gone to confess.
Margaret 'Maggie' Sheffield : [to Brighton with a confused look on her face] She went to play chess.
Brighton Sheffield : [to Grace] She went to undress.
[Grace is totally confused]
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Fran Fine : [opens Maggie's homemade present which is a big material sunflower] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Margaret 'Maggie' Sheffield : It's a pajama holder.
Fran Fine : Ahhhh! And I don't already have one.
Niles : Because you don't wear pajamas.
Fran Fine : You have just dusted your last keyhole, mister.
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[for a Christmas present, Maxwell has given Brighton a bicycle kit, the bicycle which Brighton has to build himself]
Margaret 'Maggie' Sheffield : [about a gift for Brighton] He really wanted Cindy Crawford.
Brighton Sheffield : At least she's built.
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Fran Fine , Maxwell Sheffield , C.C. Babcock , Niles , Maggie Sheffield , Brighton Sheffield , Grace Sheffield : [singing all together] And a partridge in a pear tree!
Fran Fine : Oh, that's a weird song. I mean, five golden rings I can understand. Ten lords a leaping, I am there. But what's with all the birds? I mean, French hens, turtle doves, six geese a laying. Who wants to see that?