The Nanny (TV Series)

Close Shave (1995)

Fran Drescher: Fran Fine

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Quotes 

• Fran Fine : Oh, excuse me. I need a doctor.

  Nurse : What are your symptoms?

  Fran Fine : I'm thirty and single.

  [Fran and the nurse laugh about the joke] 

  Nurse : That's funny. Thirty.

• Maxwell Sheffield : [about Maggie doing candy striping work]  Do you really think Margaret's responsible enough to be working in a hospital?

  Fran Fine : Oh, what's the worst that'll happen. She'll forget to bring someone their Jello snack?

  Maxwell Sheffield : [pointing to a fish tank in the corner of the room]  See that aquarium?

  Fran Fine : What aquarium? There're no fish in there.

  Maxwell Sheffield : Ah. Margaret forgot to bring them their Jello snacks.

• Margaret 'Maggie' Sheffield : [about her and her boyfriend]  It's our eight week anniversary.

  Fran Fine : Eight? Already? What is that: lint?

• Fran Fine : Ma, Mike Douglas isn't on Channel 4 because they canceled him 22 years ago.