- Maxwell Sheffield: [Max is having stomach pains] Niles, Miss Babcock and I... ugh... Miss Babcock... argh... Miss Babcock... ow.
- Niles: Mmmm, yes, sir, I know the feeling...
- Maxwell Sheffield: [about Maggie doing candy striping work] Do you really think Margaret's responsible enough to be working in a hospital?
- Fran Fine: Oh, what's the worst that'll happen. She'll forget to bring someone their Jello snack?
- Maxwell Sheffield: [pointing to a fish tank in the corner of the room] See that aquarium?
- Fran Fine: What aquarium? There're no fish in there.
- Maxwell Sheffield: Ah. Margaret forgot to bring them their Jello snacks.
- Margaret 'Maggie' Sheffield: [about her and her boyfriend] It's our eight week anniversary.
- Fran Fine: Eight? Already? What is that: lint?