- Therapist: So ladies, what brings you to therapy?
- Fran Fine: I came because my mother has an obsession with me getting married.
- Sylvia Fine: I came because my daughter has a delusion that I have an obsession.
- Yetta Rosenberg: I came because they brought me and I don't know how to get home.
- Sylvia Fine: [in therapy] At one point, I believe that a daughter has to stop blaming her mother for everything.
- Sylvia Fine: [to Yetta] This is your fault!
- Yetta Rosenberg: Me?
- Sylvia Fine: Yeah. You're the one who kept pushing me to have children. They're nothing but heartache.
- Yetta Rosenberg: That's right, Cookie. It's payback time!
- Yetta Rosenberg: [to Sylvia about Fran, while they're collectively at a therapy session] Don't nag the kid all the time. She should get married when she wants to, not just 'cause she got knocked up by the seltzer man like I...
- [hesitantly, when she sees that everyone is looking at her with shocked faces]
- Yetta Rosenberg: ...like I heard people do.
- Police Officer: [about a robbery] We've been looking for Jules Kimball for over three years.
- Fran Fine: Dr. Kimball is a fugitive? What are the odds?