- Maxwell Sheffield: Niles, I'm worried, what if she dies?
- Niles: [about C.C] Oh I'll feed her eventually, sir, I'm just screwing with her.
- Maxwell Sheffield: I mean Miss Fine. If she dies, she'll never know how I feel about her. Nobody knows how I feel about her.
- Niles: Nobody kno - hello?
- Fran Fine: [their hotel room is ransacked by the storm] Oh my God, Val, we're gonna die!
- Val Toriello: Shouldn't our lives be flashing before our eyes?
- Fran Fine: Val, we're over 30, single and in bed with each other, WHAT lives?
- C.C. Babcock: [in a motorized wheelchair going in circles] Niles it's stuck, do something!
- Niles: Oh alright, let me get the manual.
- Maxwell Sheffield: Niles, are you busy?
- Niles: [tosses the manual] Free as a bird sir.
- Fran Fine: [drenched from the storm] Well I tell ya, this is the last time I stay in this hotel. I ordered room service a half an hour ago, do you see a fajita?