The Nanny (TV Series)

I've Got a Secret (1994)

Fran Drescher: Fran Fine

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Quotes 

• Brighton Sheffield : [the kids are watching The Mummy in the dark during a thunderstorm]  Fran says this movie's really scary, it's just some guy wrapped up in Charmin. There's nothing scary about this.

  Fran Fine : [pops up behind the couch with a flashlight]  Boo!

  [the kids scream, she laughs] 

  Fran Fine : I used to LOVE doing that to Ma, thank God for plastic slipcovers.

• Maxwell Sheffield : Goodnight, Miss Fine.

  Fran Fine : Goodnight, Miss Fine? That's all you have to say to me?

  Maxwell Sheffield : Pleasant dreams? What else do you want me to say?

  Fran Fine : Oh I don't know. 'How was your day?' 'What's new?' King Tut in the trench coat?

• Fran Fine : [Val reveals she told her priest about Cher]  That putz! Val, was he wearing his collar?

  Val Toriello : No.

  Fran Fine : Val! I told you, if a priest doesn't have his collar on, it's like having their fingers crossed!

• Fran Fine : [singsong lullaby to the mystery guest]  Lullaby, and goodnight... you're too short to be Candice Bergen, la la la, la la la,

  [pulls down blanket] 

  Fran Fine : rule out Dolly Parton too!

• Fran Fine : [after the mystery guest reveals she's Cher but Fran interprets it as 'share']  He still won't tell me who you are.

  The mysterious person in bandages : Che-e-e-e-e-er-r-r-r!

  Fran Fine : I hee-e-e-e-a-r-r-r-rd you!

  [to Maxwell] 

  Fran Fine : Are you sure it wasn't a head injury?

  The mysterious person in bandages : [walks over to Fran]  Grammy. Emmy. Oscar.

  Fran Fine : [gasps]  Rita Moreno?