- Fran Sheffield: [upon meeting Maggie's boyfriend Michael for the first time] Gee, you look very familiar to me.
- Maxwell Sheffield: Yes. Yes, you do. Are you an actor? Have you read for me before?
- Michael: No, I'm a model. I don't read.
- [Maggie's boyfriend, Michael, is an underwear model]
- Maxwell Sheffield: Michael, do you have anything to fall back on when your rear end is no longer supporting you?
- Maxwell Sheffield: When we're in the middle of an argument, why do you always walk out when it's my turn to speak?
- Fran Sheffield: So I don't have to hear you.