The Nanny (TV Series)

Ode to Barbra Joan (1994)

Charles Shaughnessy: Maxwell Sheffield

Quotes 

• [the doorbell rings; an injured Niles slowly makes his way to the front door to answer it] 

  Maxwell Sheffield : Oh Niles, there's someone at the door.

  Niles : Oh, and I thought another angel got its wings.

• Stewart Babcock : I suppose I have to show my face at this Streisand thing.

  Fran Fine : [with excited rapid-fire delivery]  Barbra Joan Streisand, born April 24, 1942 to Manny and Diana Streisand of 457 Schenectady Avenue, Brooklyn?!

  Stewart Babcock : I take it you are a fan.

  Fran Fine : Well, if you call turning your bedroom into a shrine, seeing all of her movies twenty-five times, paying two hundred dollars for a piece of chewing gum from the bottom of Barbra's shoe...

  Maxwell Sheffield : Is that what that framed thing in your room is?

  Fran Fine : Oh no, that's a sour ball that Elliott Gould spit out, but he was married to her at the time.