- [the doorbell rings; an injured Niles slowly makes his way to the front door to answer it]
- Maxwell Sheffield: Oh Niles, there's someone at the door.
- Niles: Oh, and I thought another angel got its wings.
- Stewart Babcock: I suppose I have to show my face at this Streisand thing.
- Fran Fine: [with excited rapid-fire delivery] Barbra Joan Streisand, born April 24, 1942 to Manny and Diana Streisand of 457 Schenectady Avenue, Brooklyn?!
- Stewart Babcock: I take it you are a fan.
- Fran Fine: Well, if you call turning your bedroom into a shrine, seeing all of her movies twenty-five times, paying two hundred dollars for a piece of chewing gum from the bottom of Barbra's shoe...
- Maxwell Sheffield: Is that what that framed thing in your room is?
- Fran Fine: Oh no, that's a sour ball that Elliott Gould spit out, but he was married to her at the time.