The Nanny (TV Series)

The Dummy Twins (1999)

Fran Drescher: Fran Sheffield

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Quotes 

• C.C. : Me marry you? Please. You are a pathetic excuse for a man.

  Niles : Ditto! But at least I know when it's time to move on. You are going to spend the rest of your life pining for a man who doesn't love you and who's married a woman half your age.

  Fran : Oh, Niles, please don't go!

  Niles : Look around you. They're married. They're starting a family. Where are you going to be ten, twenty years from now? You're going to be saying "Merry Christmas" to your friends in rehab and wondering what might have been!

• [C.C. has just turned down Niles' proposal] 

  Fran : Oh no, you turned him down because he's not rich? Miss Babcock, why do you always think with your head? What does your heart say?

  C.C. : Don't marry a maid.

  Fran : Well, what does your liver say? Does that at least say "Can the maid take me out for a drink?"

  C.C. : Nanny Fine, what is this sudden interest in my love life? Did I interfere with you and Maxwell? Did I push you two together?

  Fran : No, you tried to push me in front of a bus.

  C.C. : ONCE, and I apologized!

• Fran : My husband told me I have to butt out, but I can't butt out until I butt in! It's a whole hokey-pokey syndrome.

• [one of the dolls Fran and Max are looking after to prepare them for the twins begins to cry] 

  Sylvia Fine : Oh, look at this. Brings back memories of motherhood.

  Fran Sheffield : [trying to stop the crying]  Oh, Ma, what did you do when me and Nadine started to cry?

  Sylvia Fine : I left the room. The sound was so annoying.