- [Fran is reading a book on pregnancy]
- Fran Sheffield: "What to expect in your eighth month: indigestion, heartburn, bloating, flatulence, nasal congestion." Ah, well, according to this, my entire family's pregnant.
- Niles: You know, the worst part about your pregnancy is going to be the mood swings.
- Fran Sheffield: Oh?
- Niles: I can get very testy.
- [Sylvia has been pampering Maxwell]
- Fran Sheffield: I just want to fuss over you like Ma does.
- Maxwell Sheffield: Yes, but if I wanted someone to cook and clean and fuss over me, I've had married Niles.
- Niles: [wearing a construction worker outfit] Oh, and you didn't think this look worked for me.