- Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: Nanny Fine, I need something at your mother's house.
- Fran Fine: What?
- Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: You!
- [Sylvia is reading an article in the newspaper]
- Sylvia Fine: [reading excitedly] "Miracle soap washes away fat. Shower and shed pounds at the same time."
- Fran Fine: Wow, Ma, that's perfect for you. You can use a bar of Dove to get rid of your Dove Bar.
- Maxwell Sheffield: Ladies, tell me - what could be better than my new play being nominated for a Tony Award?
- Sylvia Fine: Your face on my grandchild.