- [Fran and the kids are on the subway; they are approached by a man wearing a balaclava.]
- The Bum: [yelling at Fran] Give a me a dollar!
- Fran Fine: [calmly aside to the kids] Don't worry, kids. I'll take care of this.
- Fran Fine: [yelling to the mugger] What do I look like, Santa Claus?! You give me a dollar.
- [The mugger hands over a dollar to Fran.]
- Fran Fine: [yelling] Yeah!
- Maxwell Sheffield: [in a police station] C.C., you could show some concern for Miss Fine.
- C.C. Babcock: Maxwell, my concern is for you. Before Nanny Fine entered our lives we never had to step foot in a place like this.
- The Prostitute: C.C.? Girlfriend! Gotcha again, huh?
- C.C. Babcock: You must have me confused for someone else.
- [to Maxwell]
- C.C. Babcock: I've never seen this person before in my life.
- The Prostitute: Oh is that your game? It's cool. Just stay off Second Avenue. Leon's looking for you.
- [walks away]
- C.C. Babcock: Maxwell, I swear!
- Niles: [cut to Niles handing money to the hooker] Here you go.
- The Prostitute: How'd you like it, sugar?
- Niles: Oh, it was so good I could do it again and again and again.