- Maxwell Sheffield: Please, Miss Fine! We're in your mother's house!
- Fran Fine: So? The couch has protection!
- Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: Maxwell, your bad relationship with your mother is your own fault. I find I catch more flies with honey.
- Niles: [standing between C.C. and Maxwell, turns to C.C] I always thought your tongue darted out.
- Niles: [about Max's mother and C.C] Shall I poison them at supper, sir?
- Maxwell Sheffield: [outraged] Niles!
- [pause]
- Maxwell Sheffield: It's two hours away.
- Fran Fine: I can't marry someone under false pretenses!
- Val Toriello: Really? Boy. You think you know a person.