- Elizabeth Taylor: So, are you Maxwell's wife?
- Fran Fine: Oh no, I just work for him. Actually, I've never been married.
- Elizabeth Taylor: [stunned] Not even once?
- Fran Fine: Well, you know, there was one time, but then I thought about it...
- Elizabeth Taylor: [chuckles] That was your mistake, dear!
- Elizabeth Taylor: Fran, could you do me a massive favor? I'm wearing these for a photo shoot to promote my new fragrance, Black Pearls.
- Fran Fine: [after gushing with Sylvia] Say, could I...
- Elizabeth Taylor: [quickly pulling the pearls away] No.