Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide (TV Series)

Daydreaming & Gym (2005)

Devon Werkheiser: Ned Bigby

Quotes 

• Gordy : Fighting a girl is a no-win situation.

  Ned Bigby : What do you mean?

  Gordy : If you lose, you got beat up by a girl.

  Ned Bigby : But what if I win?

  Gordy : Then you just beat up a girl! Now having said that, I recommend flipping her, big time... . I mean, senseless violence is the last thing we men have left. If women take that away... Neddy, remember, we're men, and we must remain manly.

  [just then, the Lunch Lady bursts in and drags Gordy off to clean the kitchen]