- Students: [to Moze, after she tried to help the Student Teacher] Teacher's pet, teacher's pet, teacher's pet!
- Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: I am not a teacher's pet.
- Girl sitting behind Moze: She's right. She is a Student teacher's pet.
- Students: Student teacher's pet, Student teacher's pet, Student teacher's pet!
- Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: You don't look so good.
- Ned Bigby: I'm a mess. I can't eat, I can't sleep...
- Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: You can't sleep...?
- Ned Bigby: I've been wide awake in every class!
- Ned Bigby, Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely, Simon Nelson 'Cookie' Cook: [simultanously] We need tips.
- Ned Bigby: Cookie, for you it's simple. Focus on your notebook. Not Miss Enstile. Only look up when it's absolutely necessary.
- Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: What about me?
- Ned Bigby: Ask a question on Miss Morrison's last lesson. This will give the new guy a place to start.
- Simon Nelson 'Cookie' Cook: What are you gonna do?
- Ned Bigby: [gravely] Something I said I would never do in my entire life. It's time to become... Teacher's Pet.
- [Moze and Cookie both gasp in unizon]
- Simon Nelson 'Cookie' Cook: You'd be marked for life! Teacher's Pet is hated by the whole class!
- Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: [disgusted] I feel dirty just standing next to you.