- Uncle Fester: I love it when cousin Catastrophia comes to visit. She always brings along such... disaster.
- Gomez Addams: Fester, how can we finish the game if you're joking around?
- Morticia Addams: Darling, I believe he's choking, not joking.
- Morticia Addams: Cousin Catastrophia, we didn't hear you come in.
- Wednesday Addams: That's because she didn't break anything.