The New Addams Family (TV Series)

Morticia the Breadwinner (1998)

Michael Roberds: Uncle Fester

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• Gomez Addams : Morticia, Fester, Mama, what are you doing out here in the sun?

  Uncle Fester : It makes it easier to stare straight into it from here.

  Gomez Addams : By Jove, you're right! Really hurts the eyes.

• Uncle Fester : Morticia, I've got the worst news.

  Morticia Addams : Oh no, Thing got his hand stuck in the cookie jar again?

  Uncle Fester : No! The stock market crashed. Millions of people have lost their live savings overnight.

  Morticia Addams : Why Fester, that's terrible. Tragedy is always more enjoyable when it's drawn out.

  Uncle Fester : But Gomez has almost all of his money in the stock market.

  Morticia Addams : Only because there isn't any more room under the mattress.