The New Addams Family (TV Series)

Morticia the Breadwinner (1998)

Ellie Harvie: Morticia Addams

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Quotes 

• Uncle Fester : Morticia, I've got the worst news.

  Morticia Addams : Oh no, Thing got his hand stuck in the cookie jar again?

  Uncle Fester : No! The stock market crashed. Millions of people have lost their live savings overnight.

  Morticia Addams : Why Fester, that's terrible. Tragedy is always more enjoyable when it's drawn out.

  Uncle Fester : But Gomez has almost all of his money in the stock market.

  Morticia Addams : Only because there isn't any more room under the mattress.

• Morticia Addams : Mama, any luck with your beauty cream?

  Granmama Addams : No. Even after I had this poster made.

  [holds up before and after poster] 

  Morticia Addams : Now, Mama, you know your cream doesn't age people that quickly, you could go to jail for making false claims.

  Granmama Addams : Really? You know, I always wanted to wear one of those orange jumpsuits.

• Morticia Addams : Oh, Gomez, this is all my fault. If I hadn't eavesdropped and thought you lost all your money, this might never have happened.

  Gomez Addams : Darling, I don't wanna discourage you from eavesdropping, but... you know I would've told you if we were going broke. Why, we're partners!

  Morticia Addams : How could I have ever thought differently?

  Gomez Addams : Just remember: we share everything, the good and the bad. Right now, I feel like being bad.

  [starts kissing her arm]