- Lt. Stanislav: Be careful with him. Be delicate. You know rumour has it he is more than a hundred years old.
- Emma Peel: [on phone] Steed, what are you up to?
- John Steed: [in telephone box] A Russian soldier who died of old age.
- Emma Peel: Well everyone does eventually.
- John Steed: [chuckles] Yes, but this one decimated half of Berkshire before he went
- Emma Peel: Sounds like quite a problem.
- John Steed: Yes. And one we may never solve.
- Emma Peel: [on phone with Steed] I've changed my name. I'm not Mrs. Peel anymore.
- John Steed: [grins] Yes I know. But you're still Mrs. Peel to me.
- Purdey: Gambit, that was magnificent.
- Mike Gambit: That was damn silly. I must have a word with my karate master. I think I've dislocated my knee.
- Colonel Martin: Well, you've more than dislocated his neck, it's broken.
- Mike Gambit: One last question. Will you have dinne...
- Jeanine Leparge: [interrupting] Apartement B, 24 Rue De Fleur. I shall be ready at 8.30.
- Mike Gambit: You'll choose the restaurant?
- Jeanine Leparge: Apartement B, 24 Rue De Fleur. I'm an excellent cook. But you may choose what we do afterwards.
- Mike Gambit: Yes, eh... I'm sure I'll think of something...
- General Gaspard: [holding a broken bust of Napoleon] Napoleon is dead.
- John Steed: Well, had to happen.
- General Gaspard: There was a Sir Everington Steed at Waterloo. A relative?
- John Steed: Well, you can't hold me entirely responsible for Waterloo, General.
- Col. Stanislav: For one man to bow to the suggests inequality. We are all equal.
- Ambassador Toy: Yes Colonel, I am sorry.
- Col. Stanislav: To say sorry is to admit failure.
- Ambassador Toy: I am eh... I am... pleased to see you.
- Col. Stanislav: At the moment perhaps. But in a few minutes you may not be.
- Lt. Stanislav: So, you are 102 years old, huh? Well now ask yourself this question lama: do you want to reach 103?