"The New Avengers" The Midas Touch (TV Episode 1976) - Patrick Macnee as John Steed

John Steed : You should take up motor racing.

Mike Gambit : I did. Le Mans, Spa, Montzen, Daytona... I crashed at them all.
John Steed : Pity I have to go look for a fat man. I had something altogether thinner in mind.

[glances out the window at his latest girlfriend and horse]
Hong Kong Harry : That's all I know, Steed, I promise. I, I swear to you on my mother's grave.

John Steed : Harry, you couldn't even find your mother's grave. You sold it for development years ago.
Mike Gambit : The man that shot our fat -

[corrects himself]

Mike Gambit : thin friend, I found that on him.

[hands Steeds a party invitation]

John Steed : What happened to him?

Purdey : He sort of fell for me.

Mike Gambit : From a great hight.

John Steed : Hm.

Mike Gambit : Just hm?

John Steed : Or if you prefer, hm hm.

Mike Gambit : Two hm's?

Purdey : Must be better than one hm.

[hands Gambit a drink]

John Steed : Now is the time for all good men...

[hands the invitation back to Gambit]

Mike Gambit : [Purdey takes Gambits drink so his hand is free to receive back the card] To come to the aid of the party.

[Hong Kong Harry sighs loudly]
Sing : Thank you again, Mr. Steed. May you have the blessing of many sons.

John Steed : Well due to the fact that I'm not married, many sons might prove rather an embarrassment. Of course you were prepared to become personally involved in the event?
John Steed : If you're thinking of bestowing a reward, your highness, eh... could you possibly make it three?

Patrick Macnee: John Steed