- Mike Gambit: Purdey! Are you ok?
- Purdey: Bit bruised, that's all.
- Mike Gambit: I'm renowned for my healing hands.
- Purdey: [referring to Brandon's dead body] It's a bit late for that, Gambit.
- Purdey: [Gambit is lying on the floor reading 'The Tale of the Big Y'] He's read that chapter twice already.
- John Steed: 'Bessie's mating habits'.
- Purdey: Very badly written.
- John Steed: And anatomically impossible.
- Mike Gambit: Oh, I don't know. Certainly works you up - to a good appetite.
- [Steed grins]
- Mike Gambit: [gets up] Time for dinner, isn't, it, Purdey? Steed?
- [puts book down on table]
- John Steed: [picks up the book] The answer's in the book. And my taste buds won't be rejuvenated until I've found it.
- John Steed: [Steed & Gambit have been forced to travel the countryside on foot] What fantastic luck.
- Mike Gambit: You've seen a car.
- John Steed: Better than that...
- Mike Gambit: A mixed sauna, with a licensed bar.
- John Steed: The blue Perrywinkle.
- [stoops down to pick a flower]
- Mike Gambit: Blue what?
- John Steed: I never knew it grew in that kind of soil... Think of your soul, Gambit, think of your soul.
- Mike Gambit: [looks at the soul on one of his shoes] Yes...