Bill tells the staff he'll be adopting a baby. Dave, Lisa and Joe think this is a bad idea and Dave and Lisa try to talk Bill out of it. They even take him to a park where Bill turns out to be a true children's friend, which makes Dave think Bill might be a good dad after all. Meanwhile, Mr. James is auctioning himself at a charity event and because he's afraid women might not bid (much) on him, he asks Beth to play a duchess and come to the charity event so she can force up the price.
—Marco van Hoof <k_luifje7@hotmail.com>