No 73 (TV Series)

Hot and Cold (1985)

Sandi Toksvig: Ethel Davis, Various

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• Ethel Davis : [during the Sandwich Quiz]  If you were in New York, what time would you have got up this morning?

  Supergran : [taps her knife on the table]  Breakfast time.

  Ethel Davis : Absolutely correct!

• Girl #1 : Ethel, what are you doing?

  Ethel Davis : I'm, eh, I'm standing behind a bush.

  Girl #2 : Why are you standing behind a bush?

  Ethel Davis : 'Cause I'm dressed as Julius Caesar.

  Girl #1 : Well, why are you dressed as Julius Caesar?

  Ethel Davis : Eh, 'cause we've made this film, we're gonna show it in the house, but I can't get in.

  Girl #2 : Well, why can't you get in?

  Ethel Davis : Well, 'cause every time somebody comes out, they don't see me.

  Girl #1 : Well, why don't they see you?

  Ethel Davis : Probably 'cause I'm standing behind a bush.

  Girl #2 : Well, why are you standing behind a bush?

  Ethel Davis : 'Cause I'm dressed as Julius Caesar.

  Girl #1 : Oh Ethel, you are stupid...

  Ethel Davis : I'm stupid? You're the ones talking to a bush.