No 73 (TV Series)

Hot and Cold (1985)

Nick Staverson: Harry Stern, Various

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• Harry Stern : [after finding Ethel's housecoat lying on the floor]  Does this mean to say that miss Ethel Davis is running around this house with nothing on? Oof, oof, ugh, oh... it doesn't bear thinking about, does it?

• Harry Stern : I've just seen Ethel, going up the road on the back of somebody's motorbike, dressed as Julius Caesar.

  Neil Buchanan : What's a motorbike doing dressed as Julius Caesar?

• Harry Stern : Where's all the film snacks she's got prepared?

  Neil Buchanan : Oh... they were lovely, thanks.

  Harry Stern : You've eaten them all?

  Neil Buchanan : Well, not all of them.

  Harry Stern : Neil, there's one left!

• Dawn Lodge : Harry, projection screen.

  Harry Stern : Down in the cellar, love.

  Dawn Lodge : I've looked in the cellar, it's not there.

  Harry Stern : No, well, it's in a box marked "shuttlecocks", you see.

  Dawn Lodge : Oh, I was looking under "Christmas Decorations". I'll go and get it then, shall I?

  Harry Stern : Yeah, I would if I were you. I'm gonna go get washed.

  Dawn Lodge : Yeah, I would if I were you.

• Harry Stern : Well, talk about 'Oh what a beautiful morning, everything's going my way', well, I woke up, the sun was shining, the birds were singing, I got Donald Duck all ready and set to roll on the projector, and, with me favourite bowl of cereal and... frozen milk. Fine! Well, nothing around here changes, does it?