Quotes
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Ethel Davis : Thanks very much for the eh, for the party last night.
Dawn Lodge : Oh, it was good, wasn't it?
Ethel Davis : I do hope that bloke got home alright.
Dawn Lodge : I think he might have been a bit chilly!
[they giggle]
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Kim : We got to think of something old...
Dawn Lodge : That would be Frederick.
Ethel Davis : Thank you.
Kim : We gotta think of something new...
Ethel Davis : Oh, these shoes, ow!
Kim : Something borrowed...
Ethel Davis : That would be the morgage on the house.
Dawn Lodge : Yeah.
Kim : And something blue...
Dawn Lodge : Blue...
Ethel Davis : Blue...
Dawn Lodge , Kim , Ethel Davis : The bathmat!
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Kim : Ethel, aren't you worried about anything?
Ethel Davis : Well, there is one thing I'm a bit worried about...
Kim : What?
Ethel Davis : Well, it... it's the honeymoon.
Kim : Oh, that can often be an anxious time...
Ethel Davis : Yeah, I know you're gonna think this is silly...
Kim : No, no, go on, I'm broadminded.
Ethel Davis : Well I, I'm very worried that we won't come back in time for the ladies singles final.
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Kim : I've found you something new...
Ethel Davis : What is that?
Kim : A nice bit of blue cheese.
Ethel Davis : I can't wear that!
Neil : No, but we can eat it, can't we?
[grabs the cheese]
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Kim : [Ethel is having second thoughts about marrying Frederick Crossfield] I'll tell you what, we'll draw up a list, okay? fors and against. We'll start with the against... He's fussy.
Dawn Lodge : He's boring.
Kim : He's gonna take Harry's room.
Dawn Lodge : He's boring.
Kim : He's getting old...
Dawn Lodge : He's very boring.
Kim : I think he's going a bit bald...
Dawn Lodge : And he's boring.
Kim : And he's too tall.
Dawn Lodge : He's very, very boring.
Ethel Davis : And I love him.
Kim : Oh, you're getting married.
Dawn Lodge : Yeah.
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Harry Stern : Ethel, I don't think - I don't want you to do this.
Ethel Davis : Why?
Harry Stern : 'Cause I don't want you to, right?
Ethel Davis : Oh, come on, Harry, I'm not marrying you!