- Max Denby: No, no, Jason, no, no, no paper clips; staples - these have to be stapled.
- Jason Denby: But dad, I already did all of them.
- Max Denby: Yah, you have to do it again. Ah, paper clips are for indecisive people; staples are for winners.
- Probation Officer: You seem sick.
- Norm Henderson: No, no I'm not stoned.
- [Beat]
- Norm Henderson: I said sick, right?
- Norm Henderson: I'm going to be the best social worker ever, from now until the marijuana wears off.