The O.C. (TV Series)

The Family Ties (2005)

Adam Brody: Seth Cohen

Quotes 

• Seth Cohen : The story's old as time, really. Boy meets girl, boy likes girl, boy finds out girl is surrogate mother's illegitimate half-sister.

• Seth Cohen : I'm so screwed. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When I get mad, I turn into, like, a 75-year-old yenta called Sylvia.

• [Seth and Ryan get home and Seth is drunk] 

  Seth : Oh, I know who lives here.

  Ryan : Yeah.

  Seth : It's the Cohen residence in the hizzy.

  Ryan : [stops car in the drive-way]  Okay, we gotta be really stealth here.

  Seth : Hey,I was on camp capture the flag, Camp Takahoa, I invented the stealth.

  Ryan : [smiles]  Right, you did.

  Seth : I sure did.

  Ryan : But you're yelling, you need to be quiet.

  Seth : I haven't been this wased

  [whispers] 

  Seth : since you first night in Newport, when we beat up those kids.

  [gets louder] 

  Seth : With a little bit, little bit of that,

  [getting out of the car] 

  Seth : With a little bit of thaaat Little bit of that.

  [falls on trash cans] 

  Sandy : What's going on? You guys okay? Seth?

  Seth : [gets up]  Shhh! We're being stealth. Shh.

  [jumps on the car hood and flips]