Off Centre (TV Series)

Love Is a Pain in the A** (2002)

Sean Maguire: Euan Pierce

Quotes 

• Chau Presley : I'm just upset about Bickford. You know, "The Education of Max Bickford." The best show ever! It's canceled, you know.

  Euan Pierce : Oh well, that's TV, isn't it? I mean, they cancel shows that everybody loves, and then shows that nobody sees, they leave on.

  [Awkward silence] 

  Mike Platt : We should talk about something else, dude!

• Mike Platt : Why are you limping?

  Euan Pierce : Well uh, Kendall paid particular attention to an area of my body that I don't normally consider in the field of play.

  Chau Presley : Oooh, Chau loves that!

  Mike Platt : Not me. That area's for employees only, and I'm the only one working there.

  Euan Pierce : It's not like she's the first woman to tickle me Elmo, but it's just it went well beyond. You know, I might be gay now.