Bonnie Franklin: Ann Romano

Quotes 

• Ann Romano : [Alex has come home late from his first date]  When we were talking about kissing and touching before, I didn't deal with that very well, so right now we are going to have a wide open 'birds and bees' talk that just won't quit.

  Alex Handris : Nah, that's OK. We're way past the birds and the bees in school. We're clear up to social diseases.