Valerie Bertinelli: Barbara Cooper

Quotes 

• Julie Cooper : Barbara, what happened?

  Barbara Cooper : Oh, it's this new girl in school, she's really bugging me, she's a leech, I can't get rid of her!

  Julie Cooper : Now you know what it's like to have a kid sister.

  Barbara Cooper : Julie, it's no joke. Every time I turn around, there she is hanging on me. Y'know some kids wanna know what you're doing for lunch? She wants to know what you're doing for February.

• [Barbara refers to a clingy girl named Melanie who bothers her] 

  Barbara Cooper : Y'know what I had to do today to get rid of her? I had to sneak out in the boys' gym.

  Julie Cooper : The BOYS' gym?

  Barbara Cooper : Yeah well, you might as well make the best out of a bad situation.