- Julie Cooper: Have you been on a diet?
- Dwayne F. Schneider: No, I've just been workin' out. Me and this young lady been runnin' in the park every morning.
- Julie Cooper: Really? What's her name?
- Dwayne F. Schneider: I don't know. I haven't caught her yet.
- Melanie Walsh: [Cliff mentions he has tickets to a Grateful Dead Concert] Wow, the Dead. They are the greatest. I mean, you can scream and yell and you can't even hear yourself. That's music!
- Julie Cooper: Barbara, what happened?
- Barbara Cooper: Oh, it's this new girl in school, she's really bugging me, she's a leech, I can't get rid of her!
- Julie Cooper: Now you know what it's like to have a kid sister.
- Barbara Cooper: Julie, it's no joke. Every time I turn around, there she is hanging on me. Y'know some kids wanna know what you're doing for lunch? She wants to know what you're doing for February.
- [Barbara refers to a clingy girl named Melanie who bothers her]
- Barbara Cooper: Y'know what I had to do today to get rid of her? I had to sneak out in the boys' gym.
- Julie Cooper: The BOYS' gym?
- Barbara Cooper: Yeah well, you might as well make the best out of a bad situation.