One Day at a Time (TV Series)
The Dating Game (1978)
Pat Harrington Jr.: Dwayne F. Schneider
Quotes
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Dwayne F. Schneider : Any woman that would lower herself to be calling a man for a date is either a dumb-o, a fats-o, or a dog-o - woof, woof.
Ann Romano : [with sarcasm] Schneider, you are a man of great sensitivity.
Dwayne F. Schneider : What can I tell ya. It's inbred.
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Dwayne F. Schneider : You wanna hear unfair? How do you think a guy feels when he asks a girl out, and she tells him to get lost.
Julie Cooper : Oh, are you telling me that the great Schneider got kicked out on his...
Dwayne F. Schneider : [interrupting] Just once. Once. This gorgeous, young divorcée - whouh - beautiful eyes... I asked her out, y'know. She told me to go peddle my papers. So, I got back on my bike and delivered the rest of my papers. I saw her a few years later, but by then I was a box-boy, and the spark was gone.