Mackenzie Phillips: Julie Cooper

Quotes 

• Barbara Cooper : If you're in the Third Grade and you like a boy, you put bubble gum in his ear.

  Julie Cooper : Right, and when you're in Junior High, if you like a guy, whatcha do, you put all your books in your gym bag and you slug 'im.

  Ann Romano : Yeah, well, what do you do when you're thirty-six?

  Julie Cooper : Trip him with your cane.

• Dwayne F. Schneider : You wanna hear unfair? How do you think a guy feels when he asks a girl out, and she tells him to get lost.

  Julie Cooper : Oh, are you telling me that the great Schneider got kicked out on his...

  Dwayne F. Schneider : [interrupting]  Just once. Once. This gorgeous, young divorcée - whouh - beautiful eyes... I asked her out, y'know. She told me to go peddle my papers. So, I got back on my bike and delivered the rest of my papers. I saw her a few years later, but by then I was a box-boy, and the spark was gone.