One Foot in the Grave (TV Series)

Only a Story (1995)

Doreen Mantle: Mrs Warboys

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Quotes 

• Mrs Warboys : [eating a plate of spaghetti Margaret has just given her]  This is nice. Not that I can taste it with my allergy of course; might be absolutely horrible.

• Mrs Warboys : [about the film they just watched]  Why did those detectives ask David Dimbleby for his sperm?

  Victor Meldrew : To eliminate him from their inquiries.

  Mrs Warboys : Oh, I see.

  Victor Meldrew : The police can use sperm now as a way of fingerprinting people.

  Mrs Warboys : [with a long face]  Don't see what was wrong with the old ink pads.

• Mrs Warboys : [cleaning Margaret's cupboards]  Morning. Just thought I'd get some of the filth out of these cupboards for you.