One Tree Hill (TV Series)

Life in a Glass House (2003)

Brett Claywell: Tim

Quotes 

• Tim Smith : So how exactly do you think you're gonna pull this off?

  Brooke : Bartender's love me, watch this. Ahem...

  Female Bartender : Ha... Soda or juice?

  Brooke : Actually I was gonna ask you if you knew how to make a screaming orgasm?

  Female Bartender : For a pretty girl like you?

  [grabs a glass and starts mixing the drink] 

  Female Bartender : So what is this thing for anyway?

  Brooke : Raven's basketball...

  Female Bartender : And what position do you play?

  Brooke : Cheerleader.

  Female Bartender : Hmm, Cheerleaders and Jock's, there's gonna be a lot of hormones running around tonight.

  [hands Brooke the glass] 

  Female Bartender : Don't go around advertising.

  Brooke : Secret's safe with me.

  [walks away] 

  Tim Smith : I'll have what she's having...

  Female Bartender : Soda or Juice?

  [Tim leaves and the bartender rolls her eyes]