Sam Groom: Hal Sterling

Quotes 

• Belisama : I called the Gender Patrol. I saw him naked from the waist up in public. It's against the stratification laws, it was horribly offencive.

  June Sterling : I don't care about your laws, I just want my son back.

  Gina Sterling : Now wait a minute. All the girls at school read "Available Hunk" and that's full of guys without any shirts.

  Belisama : [matter of factly]  But they are for sale.

  Hal Sterling : Look, we don't want any trouble, we just want...

  Belisama : [bursts out with anger]  Would you keep him quiet in my house!

  [Hal doesn't say another word] 

  Belisama : You people, you people haven't learned anything about male-female relationships.

• Gina Sterling : Look who's in "Available Hunk".

  [reading aloud] 

  Gina Sterling : Hi, I'm Trace. I like chicks and manual labor.

  June Sterling : Oh Hal, what have they done to him? He's all shiney.

  Hal Sterling : Probably just vegetable wax.

  June Sterling : Oh...

  Gina Sterling : Well, at least he's cheap...

• Hal Sterling : But that was hundreds of years ago. How can we be blamed for something that a small group of men did before we were even born?