Peep Show (TV Series)

Dance Class (2004)

Paterson Joseph: Alan Johnson

Quotes 

• Johnson : What this department needs is a kick up the arse so hard, my foot'll go right up your digestive tract and wiggle out your mouth like a little leather tongue.

  Mark Corrigan : [voiceover]  Yeah, fuck carrot and stick. He's making the stick out of carrot. Jesus, he's good. Careful, there's man love and there's business love and never the twain shall meet.