- Larry Appleton: Eddie Harris, 315 Lincoln Avenue... he lives in our building!
- Balki Bartokomous: Well I'll be snookered! So do we!
- Larry Appleton: That's a pogo stick.
- Balki Bartokomous: Well of course it is, don't be ridiculous. You got a pogo ball in here somewhere?
- Larry Appleton: [speaking about Eddie] Balki, his own mother doesn't trust him. The entire state of Florida doesn't trust him. Eleven million people can't be wrong!
- Balki Bartokomous: Remember the three P's... patience, perseverance and pride.
- Larry Appleton: Balki when it comes to Eddie the only three P's are police, prosecution and prison!