Perry Mason (TV Series)

The Case of the Lover's Gamble (1965)

Hal Baylor: First Truck Driver

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  [two men walking to a truck at night, in a heavy rain storm] 

  First Truck Driver : Your going west? You're crazy!

  Second Truck Driver : Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  First Truck Driver : You wanna bet you hit snow? Wanna bet you hit wind?

  Second Truck Driver : You wanna bet I hit a cow?

  First Truck Driver : Buffalo, man. Buffalo.

  Second Truck Driver : Then gangway, Injuns, we're coming through the pass.

  First Truck Driver : Icicles is what you'll get. Injuns with icicles running off their nose. Icicles running off your windshield.

  Second Truck Driver : Buddy, all there is to hit on a night like this is a darn fool holiday tourist.