Pie in the Sky (TV Series)

Ugly Customers (1997)

Joseph Bennett: Victor Sebastian

Quotes 

• Victor Sebastian : [lecherous diner who pestered Sally turns up at the restaurant again] 

  Sally : Oh. Hello.

  Victor Sebastian : My usual table I fancy.

  Sally : Have you reserved? Only we're fully booked.

  Victor Sebastian : Fine. You've had your chance. I'll see you in court.

  Sally : Actually, I'm glad you came in, I wanted to give you this.

  Victor Sebastian : [reads document, gasps]  You're suing me?

  Sally : For sexual assault.

  Victor Sebastian : You wish! I never touched you.

  Sally : I've got twenty witnesses.

  Victor Sebastian : You can't afford the publicity.

  Sally : If it puts off creeps like you mate we could use the publicity.

  Victor Sebastian : Oh yea. Solicitors cost money darling and I don't think you earn many decent tips.

  Sally : This one's doing it for nothing. She's a regular. In fact you probably met her the other night when you stole her table.

  Victor Sebastian : [pause]  Fine. I tell you what, let's just forget the whole thing. And I won't be coming back and neither will any of my friends.

  Sally : Sounds like a reasonable offer. I'll think about it.

  [Victor storms out, Sally smiles]