Pie in the Sky (TV Series)

Ugly Customers (1997)

Stephen Walters: Hotel Receptionist

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Quotes 

• Henry Crabbe : Have you got rooms for all these people?

  Hotel Receptionist : Ah, for the jury, yes. We have nothing for anyone called 'Crabbe'.

  [finds this humorous] 

  Henry Crabbe : [after Hotel Receptionist answers another enquiry]  Morton.

  P.C. Jane Morton : Yes sir.

  Henry Crabbe : Get this young man to find me a room. If he doesn't, arrest him.

  P.C. Jane Morton : Yes sir.

  Hotel Receptionist : [now looks worried]  What!