Police Squad! (TV Series)
Revenge and Remorse (The Guilty Alibi) (1982)
Peter Lupus: Norberg
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Quotes
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Det. Frank Drebin : All right, Eddie. Let's go over it again. Where were you last night?
Eddie Casales : I told you a dozen times, I was at the movies.
Norberg : [Norberg comes in carrying a box of sandwiches] I've got the sandwiches here.
Ed Hocken : All right, Eddie, you went to the movies. Now what did you see?
Eddie Casales : I told you, I don't remember!
Norberg : [sniffs a paper bag] Who had the egg salad?
Ed Hocken : [sarcastic] 'I don't remember'
Norberg : Hey, somebody ordered it.
Det. Frank Drebin : You can't expect us to buy that.
Norberg : But I already paid for it.
Eddie Casales : Why don't you give a guy a break?
Norberg : Thanks a lot.
Eddie Casales : What's the charge, huh?
Norberg : Eh, 4.58.
Ed Hocken : What're you trying to do, insult us?
Norberg : Okay, 3.50. Coffee's on me.
Eddie Casales : I told ya, I went to the movies, I fell asleep, I don't remember!
Det. Frank Drebin : You don't expect us to swallow that!
Norberg : All right, I'll eat it! But I don't think it's fair that I should have to pay for it.
[walks off with sandwiches]
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[speaking through a loud bullhorn to a crowd of only two]
Nordberg : Disperse! Please, disperse! There's nothing for you to see here. Go home. Keep moving, please. Keep moving.
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Nordberg : [at the scene of a car bombing] I can't believe anyone would do something so cruel.
Det. Frank Drebin : Senseless brutality, senseless waste.
Ed Hocken : Cut down in the prime of life.
Nordberg : That car was a classic, a '68! You suppose the widow would take $1,500 for it?