- Nicole Julian: [training the twins] Mary Cherry, you have the floor.
- Mary Cherry: Girls, please pat your luxurious minks, and show me a superior smug look.
- [they both do excellent at that]
- Mary Cherry: Very good. Before we send you on your way, we have one crucial homework assignment for you. Compile a guest list to the party you will throw this Friday. The only way to insure complete social domination is to throw the first and best party of the year.
- Nicole Julian: And remember, it's not who you put on the list, it's who you leave off.
- Emma Dick: We will begin immediately.
- Nicole Julian: Now, girls, what is the key to gaining control in any conflict?
- Emily Dick: Find your enemy's weakness.
- Emma Dick: Then exploit it.
- [Nicole winks]
- Emma Dick: [to Emory] So, virgin, still getting those cyber sex rejections?
- Emory Dick: [clutching his doll] Stop it. You will show me respect.
- Emma Dick: [grabbed the doll] Geek!
- [tosses it]
- Emily Dick: [catches the doll] Nerd!
- [tosses it]
- Emma Dick: [catches the doll] Loser!
- Nicole Julian: Oh, I feel such pride, Mary Cherry. Look at how they humiliate him. Such panache, they're naturals. These are the girls of the future.
- Carmen Ferrara: [to the school geeks] I've asked you all here today because you are the heart and soul of Kennedy. And I wanna hear your concerns. As a Glamazon, I now have the power to make change. And I assure you...
- [clicks pen]
- Carmen Ferrara: I will.
- April Tuna: Empty talk, Carmen Ferrara. You had the power last year and you did bull squat. You want to know what we want? How about to just once feel the high school experience we hungrily read about in the pages of Cosmo Girl and Barely Legal? Make that happen, Carmen Ferrara. And maybe we'll believe you.
- Kelly Foster: All packed up.
- [about to drive off, notices her daughter is upset]
- Kelly Foster: I know you're sad, honey. But I promise you, you will absolutely adore the Bay Area. And remember, every time a window closes, a door opens.
- Brooke McQueen: I know. It's just that I've left things in such a mess. I have this empty feeling in my stomach. Mom, there's this party tonight, and maybe if I stop by...
- Kelly Foster: Brooke... you'll only make yourself feel worse.
- Brooke McQueen: Please, Mom. Look, I know it'll be easier for me to start over if I get some closure.
- Kelly Foster: Okay. Where is this party?
- Sam McPherson: Brooke, do me a favor. Just... consider carefully what you're leaving. Where you're going, the history you're repeating. I don't know much about being a parent, but... there is one thing I'm certain of. A mother should never leave a child.