- Sam McPherson: Get one thing straight, Nicole. I am not happy about what he said, okay? I am freaked about it. I'm gonna talk to him today...
- Brooke McQueen: [opening refrigerator, looks in, pursing her lips] Hmm. Breakfast.
- Sam McPherson: Brooke, I have a problem and I need your advice.
- Brooke McQueen: [takes out dozen eggs] Hmm?
- Sam McPherson: Ah... what do you do when your best friend reveals they're in love with you?
- Brooke McQueen: [hands over tub of cream cheese] Harrison finally told you. Oh, it's about time. You know, I think good friends make the best boyfriends. They know you, everything about you. That's what true intimacy is.
- [hands over vegetables]
- Sam McPherson: Yeah... but sometimes, the leap from friend to love object goes wrong... and then the friendship is ruined, and I don't wanna risk that.
- Brooke McQueen: Well, sounds like he does, and maybe you just have to accept that. You know what? I think we've got the makings of a perfect omelet.
- [takes out two bottles of water]
- Brooke McQueen: Oh, got it?
- Sam McPherson: Got it.